This was a day trip to see what the state of the wood was following the winter break, and to see how Roger had been getting on with putting in the tracks. I was accompanied for the day by Caroline. The weather the preceeding week had been very changeable, with a fair amount of rain. This fact was to become significant as you will see later.
We set of from home around 06:30, which looking back on it was a ludicrously early start. Never mind, it meant we had pretty much a full day in the wood. The trip down went without problems, or much traffic. We stopped for breakfast at the Newcott Chef just before the end of the A303. We arrived at the wood at about 09:30 - 09:45, neither of us taking note of the exact time.
Pulling into the gateway it was obvious that Roger had been in, as the ground was churned up where the JCB had been in and out. The stretch from the gate to The Hollies was a tad interesting as we slid around in the mud, grounding at one point.
We headed off on foot following the newly instated track. It was very muddy due to the workings of the JCB. However it has really opened up the wood, and the lie of the land particularly the slope away from the road was quite surprising. We left the track to head down to the stream, which was running strong with all of the run-off. Once you leave the track, you are in dense thicket. Visibility reduces to about 10 metres maximum, and its very easy to lose your sense of direction. As well as the dense branches of the trees, there's the bramble, gorse, and hidden holes and ditches to contend with (much of the evening was spent removing thorns from various parts of my anatomy). Sometimes you can follow the tracks kept clear by the deer, but they're not easy to find. All of the original rides have overgrown and are indistinguishable from the rest of the wood. All of this makes progress slow, but interesting.
Due to the fall of the land, and a couple of trees which have fallen across the stream, there is a marvellous view of the stream cascading down a series of small waterfalls beneath the fallen boughs. The sound of the trickling water is a pure delight. Some time was spent observing the mature trees in this area, notably the pronounced spiral growth on one of the trees. A hefty branch from this tree had come away and slid down the trunk. The top was embracing the main trunk, in a hug of support. There is also what I can only describe as a grotto, where a combination of the stream and the channeled run-off from the fields opposite have scoured out the soil under a tree. This is a really fascinating feature that deserves highlighting. Perhaps it's where the wood faeries live? At this point we disturbed a couple of Roe deer, who took off in opposite directions across the wood.
Continuing along the main track, we eventually arrived at the North Gate, and inspected the northern boundary. This is only marked by a few marker posts, and an ill-defined field bank. The plan is to clear a section on the southern side of this bank, piling the brush on top of the bank. This brush will be secured by poles made from the trunks of the felled trees driven into the bank. This will make the boundary obvious to anyone in the adjoining plots.
We returned along the road to the Main Gate, and headed back to the car. Passing the site where we had grounded, we both commented on how smooth the mud was, and we even made footprints in it. Back at the car we decided it was time for a cup of tea. The stove was set up on a convenient log and the kettle filled. No matches! We searched the car to no avail. I didn't even have the element for the cigarrette lighter in the car. Oh well, hopefully Barney will be at home, and we can borrow a box from him. Barney wasn't in, but Pam was. She had broken her arm just before Christmas whilst cleaning out some kitchen cupboards. The plaster should be coming off in the next week or so. Armed with a box of matches we headed back.
Having been reading a book by Ray Mears, and remembering his instructions for lighting matches I struck one, and immediately burnt the end of my finger. The idea is that you support the back of the match head with your finger whilst striking it to prevent the matchstick snapping. This is fine for 'normal' matches, but not safety matches which ignite furiously in a phosphorous fire. Point noted for the future! At last we sat down for a well earned cup of tea and a chat.
With the day marching on we decided it was time to practice some T'ai Chi. After some much needed warm-up exercises, we went through the Yang Long Form, and then did a bit of work on the four-corners sequence. Then it was back to the stove for another cup of tea.
With the daylight windling we decided to have a bite to eat and then make our way back home. Caroline had prepared a picnic lunch for us which went down very well. By now it was really cold. We loaded up the car and climbed aboard. Manoeuvring out from The Hollies there wasn't much steering grip, and then no traction - the tyres just spinning on the frosty, muddy grass. We tried putting down some brushwood to aid traction but that didn't work either. Next we tried some tarpaulin. No luck there. I know, blankets. They'll work. Nope! By now we didn't even have enough grip to make it onto the blankets, and there was no way we could use them to get through the mud. Remember that mud we grounded on coming in? Not a chance of getting through that. Caroline was meeting up with some friends for the evening, and so had to ring them to say she'd be late. I'm sure they were highly amused by it.
OK, lets give Barney a ring and see if his 4x4 will get us out. He's not in! I'll ring the farm then - I haven't got their number on my phone, and didn't bring it because if I need to speak to them I can always drive down there! We could ring the RAC, but it could take them hours to get a 4x4 to us. Time for a decision. Let's walk down to the farm and see if they're in.
Signs are looking good; there's lights on. Pete is in the yard treating one of the cows. After saying hello, I explain our predicament. "That's OK" he says. "I'll finish what I'm doing and get the tractor out". So we head inside for some warmth and a cup of tea.
Iris wants the story, so we run through it again. Another one for the book, she comments. I obviously have such an affinity with the land that it doesn't want to let me go. I'm sure they'll have a few laughs over it when they tell Barney and Pam. Cup of tea finished, Pete announces he's ready. We ride back on the 'footplate' of the tractor. An interesting ride, but not for the faint-hearted! After a few minutes and more slipping and sliding we are back out on the road. Just at that point Pete's eldest daughter arrives in her car and can't get past the tractor until we've finished. So she'll want to know what happened. My reputation sinks another level!
Back on tarmac we finally head home. After travelling for a good distance I suddenly realise I don't recognise the road we're on. After checking a few signposts I work out where we are. We're on the edge of Shepton Mallet on the road I used to take until I found the better route via Maiden Bradley. How on earth that happened, I have no idea. Oh well, I know the road well enough to get us back home without further incident.
Despite eveything that happened, it was a Grand Day Out.